Wednesday, 8 April 2026

DAY 1 AS A SPY IN RECRUITMENT…..

Got the brief at 9 AM.

Stalked 45 profiles by 10.

Saw a CV that listed "Microsoft Office" under Special Skills, with a capital S.

Attended four calls. Bas mere 40 minutes barbad hue.

 

Agar koi spy sachmein recruitment mein aayega toh pehle din hi retirement le lega….🥲

 

Do you know why?

 

Because stalking a few hundred profiles… Sending messages that get left on 'Seen'…

Job posting on every platform that was launched yesterday and shuts down tomorrow…

WhatsApp, Instagram, Telegram, signal flags, sab try kiya. 😭

 

And at the end, the client says,

"Sorry, the role went on hold." 

Or worse,

"We need more time to review…"  

(Translation: Infinite time chahiye)

 

So no wonder even a trained spy would ghost on Day 1 itself 😂

 

But don't lose hope, because we have got the patience and experience to deal with every “MISSION IMPOSSIBLE”.

 

Want to sip coffee while we build your dream team?

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