“Hit the ground running” → But no onboarding plan in sight.
“Jack
of all trades” → Job description expecting one role. Five job descriptions.
Same salary though.
“Time is money” → Except when feedback
takes a week. Urgent for you, optional for us. Funny how that works. 🫡
“Reading
between the lines” → Because the JD said everything and nothing.
“Too many cooks spoil the broth” → 5
interviewers, 5 different opinions. By the end, even the role is like, “WHO AM
I?” ðŸ˜
“A
bird in the hand…” → Candidate accepts another offer while you ‘think about
it’.
“The
early bird catches the worm” → The faster company gets the candidate. The
slower one gets… another opening to fill.
“Actions
speak louder than words” → Especially in candidate experience.
Hiring isn’t complicated.
It’s just… unnecessarily dramatic.
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